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CORDEN SET TO SELFISHLY RUIN CHRISTMAS WITH SHIT NEW BOOK
James Corden’s new book ‘Can I Have your Attention Please’ is set to send a wave of disappointment over the faces of thousands of brother-in-laws this Christmas, in the same way as the book 'Crap Towns’ did last Christmas. One man told Alphabetti Spaghetti News about when his brother-in-law presented him with the gift last year.
“It completely ruined the day. I was expecting a garden centre voucher or a nice cheese, but instead I was given this %(_:;”*ing book. That two weeks spent building a patio together in the summer had obviously meant nothing to him. I spent the rest of the day crying in the downstairs toilet" Craig - Brentwood.
Since Craig-Gate, extra staff are being positioned in the book section in Asda to offer the advice “how about a nice cheese or a garden centre voucher?” to anyone seen reaching for the book.
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