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Congress Rules Alphabetti Spaghetti is a Vegetable
The United States Congress controversially ruled that Alphabetti Spaghetti’s tomato sauce content qualified it as a vegetable, thus answering once and for all the question of whether Alphabetti Spaghetti is a fruit or a vegetable.
Heinz spokesperson Jean Hackman was quick to cash in on the ruling and recommended everyone get their 57-a-day.

- November 19, 2011 – 28 notes / November 19, 2011
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